Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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