idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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