i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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