so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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