He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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