He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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