is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We left the knife in your bed.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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