the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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