how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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