This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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