Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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