Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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