Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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