I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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