Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This baby is an asshole
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
