She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
