i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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