So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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