I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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