Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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