Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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