He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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