i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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