used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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