no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
