On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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