my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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