i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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