let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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