Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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