Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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