So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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