oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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