Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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