she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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