So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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