Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
