I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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