dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't put those talents on a resume
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