Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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