what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm really busy with my period
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