Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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