And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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