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I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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