Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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