escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night