Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.