i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm sobbing to NWA