thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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