i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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