So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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