You're so nebulous sometimes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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