So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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