I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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