the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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