And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(