just tell him i said nine months
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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