I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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