The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
